Wednesday, May 20, 2009

老婆大人

When a man steals your wife, there is no better revenge than to let him keep her.
David Bissonette

After marriage, husband and wife become two sides of a coin; they just can’t face each other, but still they stay together.
Sacha Guitry

By all means marry. If you get a good wife, you'll be happy. If you get a bad one, you'll become a philosopher.
Socrates

Woman inspires us to great things, and prevents us from achieving them.
Anonymous

The great question... which I have not been able to answer... is, “What does a woman want?”
Dumas

I had some words with my wife, and she had some paragraphs with me.
Sigmund Freud

Some people ask the secret of our long marriage. We take time to go to a restaurant two times a week. A little candlelight dinner, soft music and dancing. She goes Tuesdays, I go Fridays.
Anonymous

There is a way of transferring funds that is even faster than electronic banking. It's called marriage.
Sam Kinison

I have had bad luck with both my wives. The first one left me, and the second one didn’t.
James Holt McGavra

Two secrets to keep your marriage brimming.
1. Whenever you are wrong, admit it.
2. Whenever you are right, shut up.
Patrick Murra

The most effective way to remember your wife’s birthday is to forget it once......
Nash

You know what I did before I married? Anything I wanted to.
Anonymous

My wife and I were happy for twenty years. Then we met.
Henny Youngman

A good wife always forgives her husband when she is wrong.
Rodney Dangerfield

A man inserted an ad in the classifieds: Wife wanted. Next day he received a hundred letters. They all said the same thing: “You can have mine.”
Anonymous

First Guy (proudly) : “My wife is an angel!”
Second Guy: “You're lucky, mine is still alive.”

Anonymous

6 comments:

Old Beng said...

These jokes really 低死 but not all marriages / couples are like that.

I like your blog and posts, mind if I link you?

et™ said...

Just a small lesson for black humour nia lar, no big deal.

*Blush*

[ Not all married couples are like that. ]

Unfortunately, not all people will understand that too.

嘿嘿,不怕死的话您就 link 咯。


(哪里有老阿炳酱有礼貌的…… 谢谢。)

Old Beng said...

老阿炳也可以很有礼貌的。

Singlish / Not so good English 也可以写双语的blog,干人Q事?
我们的playground我们话事。
You like you come, you don’t like, just scram.

不是有读过几天书、writes better English、赚多一些钱,就大嗮。

ET继续写,老uncle会继续来支持妳。俺真的不怕。。。。。。死。

黑翼 said...

By all means marry. If you get a good wife, you'll be happy. If you get a bad one, you'll become a philosopher.


突然想起我教授的话
当哲学家的老婆会很幸福,哈哈
因为生活上很会忍让,哈哈

Anonymous said...

还不太习惯读你的英文 Blog ... 但加油哦。。

et™ said...

黑翼
高兴死我啦!

耶!原来外星人将要嫁给一位未来的哲学家。


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