Thursday, May 14, 2009

谁在乎妳係乜水

Biography

ET is nobody. She was born on February 2, 1988, in Jinjang Selatan, Kuala Lumpur. A talented kepo-zi, ET was known for her acid lips, black-hearted (also known as busuk hati), and small gas. Often imitated, she remains one of Chinese Blog’s greatest yenta icons. A native of Jinjang-jor, ET spent her childhood in Jinjang Selatan. During 1988, she moved to Taman Daya in Kepong. After her father realized that she is an Ah Lian, ET was send to school and struggled to survive. She is trying so hard to study but her brain seems empty.

After kindergarden, ET continued to pursue an interest in Mandarin. She studied Mandarin in Mun Choong primary school in Jalan Ipoh. ET made herself won in many composition competitions. So far as Chinese composition is concerned, practice is the best way. She knows that.

That same year, her mom bought her an essay book as a gift. The little girl was so happy and excited. She is jumping up and down, showing her elder sister simply because ET likes to show off.

From there, ET won so many essay competitions. Hence, she realized that Mandarin made her proud. Those trophies make her chin up.

At the age of 3, ET already know how to write her name in Chinese, don't play play. When having house party, her parents want her to show to all aunties and uncles simple because her parents like to show off too.

But, her parents did teach her ways of being a happy girl, to enjoy love in life. That's why she is enjoys making love so much when she is a mature 3-8 lady.

So, basically ET is a happy girl (with lot of sex) ... always lives her life to the fullest – if possible.

In year 2006, she starts blogging on Friendster then moved to Blogspot. She seems a happy Blogspot user because it is free (mar).

ET enjoy blogging so much because can make some friends. This is the fun part of blogging she guess. She blogs for fun. One day, she heard that English blog can let her have a better life. Wa-lao-yeah, she is so excited! Come on, who doesn’t wish to have a better life you tell me? Drive a fancy car, live in the bungalow, have so many branded and boyfriends, why not? Everyone knows that she has a dream and she believe that English can help her get LV.

In year 2009, ET has made herself the super-duper famous Chinese blogger in Malaysia – she is even famous than Tun Dr. Mahathir. Sooner or later, ET will become more famous than Obama too.

How to get rich?
Learn English.

20 comments:

Hero said...

poor english.

kinkyskiny said...

用中文留言不知會不會阻妳發達?

.亮 said...

在彼岸草根阶层,够用有余。

阿恺 said...

hmmm.. maybe using english can express in better way so we won't misunderstand your meaning in future?

if that's so, go ahead!

Caker said...

I always love you.

blog for money said...

wah.. you really write English blog. Hey,not bad very good.
(At least I can understand it.)
hahaha

利端 said...

中文内容,英文题目。英文内容,中文题目。

很特别的形象。呵呵。

鲁比 said...

How to get rich?
Learn English.

LMAO.


Darling,well done ! Keep it up.

et™ said...

Hero
So what?
English is not my mother language lar.

Jerry Who = Hero

Ha ha ha... where got hero no LP one?


Kinkyskiny
Hey dude, like that how can I use English blog for money and buy you a LV underwear?

Tapi, I also susah using English to reply comment lor. Kanasai!


.亮
赖东进也有出头天!

请猪哥不好歧视(鄙视也可以啦)草根阶层。


阿恺
Err... Never explain, your friend won't need them and your enemies will never believe you anyway.

So, who care?


Caker
I am the Popeye sailor man!


Blog for money
Lu understand wa's Ah Lian English meh?

Wa advise is you use English to blog for money no problem. If you use Mandarin to blog for money... you die liao.


利端
哎呀!被发现咯。

呵呵,外星人觉得这样很好玩嘛!部落格带给我温暖,照耀我一颗冷漠的心。


鲁比
Err... lu understand my Ah Lian English meh?

Jia-lat, so stress now.

山芭佬 said...

山芭佬嘅英文好鸡,要用谷歌神嘅网上字典才睇得明你。真惨!哈!

janelle_l said...

我也来助你发达!

.亮 said...

草根是最基础的普罗大众,是最大的市场。

肯定你的水平在草根阶层游刃有余被解读成鄙视歧视是什么心理你自己清楚。

想打入高层次文化圈去发达,一草木皆兵就泼妇骂街随意树敌的习惯,小心杀人不见血的高层次反击手段。

本土那些拿定和彼岸的高层次文化圈可否同日而语慢慢你自己会发现。

希望你的中文水平还能了解我的初中成语。

赖东进没有否定要抛弃自己的背景过去,也没有自卑,更不会随意树敌。确实是你学习的好对象。

祝你能在打入高层次文化圈能活着。

鲁比 said...

of coz wa understand ur ah lian english,my english is bery good 1 i tell u,lu mai look down on me ok.

cheers.

博客饭店 said...

奇怪哟! 题目是中文,but content in ABC.

et™ said...

山芭佬
你知唔知外星人用鸡肠写 Blog 写到几 lan 辛苦,你古 LV 袋咁易赚嘅?

人哋有压力,我都有压力吖!

哈哈哈,我们会不会很废?


Janelle_l
小 TaVia 真的真的是可爱到…………
她好多头发喔!

恭喜你做妈咪了。

如果将来外星人用英文写 Blog 写到发达了,买了 LV 一定秀给你看,好练一下。

(你的理解能力也不错哦)


.亮
哈哈哈!猪哥亮照镜子,里外不是人。

谢谢你的祝福。外星人也祝你身体健康。


鲁比
赢 liao 咯你!我爱你。


博客饭店
嘻嘻,外星人故意酱做的啦!

吃饱没事做,搞搞新意思嘛。已经写好的中文网志会在下个星期五贴出来。

哈哈哈,做到好像连续剧酱…………

shit said...

吗的这女人爱慕虚荣到脑袋烧坏掉了

shooling said...

哈哈,我可以來這裡學英文....
加油,如果你認為這樣做比較舒服。
我還真不知道,原來他們的一句話比你老豆老母講的十句話更有效。

用英文寫blog也好,至少減低了你的銳氣,看你怎樣用潑辣的英文詞語來酸笑人!

方塊字比英文來得有趣,可憐很多自以為是的蕉人沒有發現這塊樂園。

困在框框裡的,走不出國際的不是芒果;而是香蕉。

旺樟 said...

给你一个 “ :-) ”

et™ said...

Shoo Ling
哈哈哈,原来外星人真的不是抱回来养的!

我比较在乎一种东西叫共鸣。


旺樟
谢谢你。哎哟,小事情啦!

从哪里开始,就要从那里出发。

lala said...

and there come the AGE of AH LIAN INGLISH...kakaka

many years later people will question who is da core founder of ah lian inglish in malaysia..kaka

bet all of them will answer

ET...

just a joke....dun get siao ok??..kaka