A joke a day, doctor stays away!

This is strictly for Malaysian and Singaporean only.

80% of Malaysians are going to UK to study law?

UK Immigration Officer: Purpose of visit?
Visitor: I'm here to study law, sir.
Officer: You know, you must have a lot of lawyers in Malaysia.
Visitor: Why do you say that?
Officer: Well, I've been here for a good twenty years, and I'd say 80% of Malaysians I see here say they're here to read law.
Visitor: Oh, really? That's really something I never knew. It is hard to believe in fact.
Officer: Just you watch, then. You just stand here until the next Malaysian comes along, and I'll bet he's here to read law.

Visitor waits for 5 mins, Ah Chong from Malaysia comes to immigration counter...

Officer: Mr. Ah Chong, purpose of visit?
Ah Chong: Study lorr...


LAR 、LOR 、LER已经成了马来西亚式英文的注册商标。很讽刺的是，老外不会取笑我们Lar 、Lor 、Ler式的英文，反而自己人笑自己人……

So what if it is a joke? Be proud of it, be proud of where are you come from.