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Biography

ET is nobody. She was born on February 2, 1988, in Jinjang Selatan, Kuala Lumpur. A talented kepo-zi, ET was known for her acid lips, black-hearted (also known as busuk hati), and small gas. Often imitated, she remains one of Chinese Blog’s greatest yenta icons. A native of Jinjang-jor, ET spent her childhood in Jinjang Selatan. During 1988, she moved to Taman Daya in Kepong. After her father realized that she is an Ah Lian, ET was send to school and struggled to survive. She is trying so hard to study but her brain seems empty.

After kindergarden, ET continued to pursue an interest in Mandarin. She studied Mandarin in Mun Choong primary school in Jalan Ipoh. ET made herself won in many composition competitions. So far as Chinese composition is concerned, practice is the best way. She knows that.

That same year, her mom bought her an essay book as a gift. The little girl was so happy and excited. She is jumping up and down, showing her elder sister simply because ET likes to show off.

From there, ET won so many essay competitions. Hence, she realized that Mandarin made her proud. Those trophies make her chin up.

At the age of 3, ET already know how to write her name in Chinese, don't play play. When having house party, her parents want her to show to all aunties and uncles simple because her parents like to show off too.

But, her parents did teach her ways of being a happy girl, to enjoy love in life. That's why she is enjoys making love so much when she is a mature 3-8 lady.

So, basically ET is a happy girl (with lot of sex) ... always lives her life to the fullest – if possible.

In year 2006, she starts blogging on Friendster then moved to Blogspot. She seems a happy Blogspot user because it is free (mar).

ET enjoy blogging so much because can make some friends. This is the fun part of blogging she guess. She blogs for fun. One day, she heard that English blog can let her have a better life. Wa-lao-yeah, she is so excited! Come on, who doesn’t wish to have a better life you tell me? Drive a fancy car, live in the bungalow, have so many branded and boyfriends, why not? Everyone knows that she has a dream and she believe that English can help her get LV.

In year 2009, ET has made herself the super-duper famous Chinese blogger in Malaysia – she is even famous than Tun Dr. Mahathir. Sooner or later, ET will become more famous than Obama too.

How to get rich?
Learn English.