Kido

You can learn many things from children. How much patience you have, for instance.

Saturday morning, April 7
Part one – In the kitchen, Taman Daya…
“姨姨，这个送给你，我画的，美吗？”
“很美唷，谢谢khooziyu。这个是谁？”
“这个是妈妈，这个是姨姨咯。”
“哦，那么妈妈和姨姨做什么呢？”
“妈妈在钓鱼，姨姨在看妈妈钓鱼咯。妈妈的绳子掉了，结果小鱼又给妈妈一条绳子咯。”
姜太公钓鱼，愿者上钓。
“哇，你会说（用）‘结果’呀…… 哪为什么妈妈和姨姨不一样的？”
这时候，多嘴婆Kakak Sri 插口：“因为妈妈瘦瘦，姨姨肥肥，哈哈哈！”
“是不是khooziyu？”
“呃……”
小东西‘呃’了很久才回答：“哪，我送棒棒糖的天使棒给姨姨啦！”
她宁愿画多一枝天使棒给我，也不说谎。
气死人……

Saturday afternoon, April 7
Part two – On the way back to Taman Daya, inside the car…
姨姨问Kakak Sri:“Ibu cakap nak jumpa Mu, tak ada meh?”
Kakak Sri:“Tak tahu saya, ibu tak cakap apa apa pun…”
就在这个时候，khooziyu问我：“姨姨，Mu是不是肥肥那个kakak？”
“是咯，是咯，肥肥那个kakak。”
Boo Boo突然手指指冒出一句话：“不可以讲人家肥肥的，salah。妈妈讲这个是坏人才讲的话！”
“是啦，是啦！” khooziyu没好气地回答。
呸，他们的爸爸妈妈都是坏人，哇哈哈哈！

Saturday night, April 7
Part three – 5612 Living room…
“Honey, what are you doing today ar?”
“Went back to Taman daya lor, fetch Sri comes and clean up the house lor.”
“Oh… then khooziyu ler?”
“They both also came along lar! So ma fan!”
“Wow, how come?”
“Mom said just let them followed lor… what can I said?”
“Oh dear… they didn’t kena from you meh?”
“What do you think? Of course kena from me lar. Some more Boo Boo drinks Milo kena the small cushion, I asked them to sit on the floor to drink Milo and watch Cartoon Network…佢地俾我闹到唔敢动，哈哈哈！”
“你真係好够力架啦！You’re so mean! No wonder they called you Ah Min…（乳名）”
“What…” 我笑嘻嘻地跑去厨房里拿水喝。
“Oh my God!”
我在橱房里喊…… “Okay, what now?!”
“Now I know why your parents wanna named you 淑敏 as you’re SO MEAN!”
我笑到肚子痛！